People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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