nut hugger
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it's great music for shaving your balls
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I have tasted many bathrooms
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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