If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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