I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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