What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
