I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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