we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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