Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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