What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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