I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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