So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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