Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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