i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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