All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Randomize
