How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
