You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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