I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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