I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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