I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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