i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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