1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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