so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
