two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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