that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This house was built for laser tag.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
