Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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