Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
