like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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