And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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