were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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