hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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