I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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