i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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