do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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