So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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