I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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