she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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