I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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