Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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