we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize
