thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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