No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
