i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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