That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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