i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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