please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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