is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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