dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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