i just google imaged poop.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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