If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
3 2 1 whiskey
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
