she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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